Armpit Botox?

I heard that botox is great for making armpits not sweat for up to eight months. Although it is done primarily on people who sweat excessively, I'm sure there are people who do it for convenience. I'd do it in a heartbeat if I wasn't scared of needles.

Come to think of it, Botox is the same toxin from spoiled canned food. It's what makes the can bulge. This is one of the favorite trivia questions in the Nutrition Month quiz bowls: what is the toxin from spoiled canned food? Botulinum toxin.

Pick your poison. Or pick where you want your poison injected in.