Inspired by Himantayon

*This post is inspired by Himantayon's site.

Barangay fiesta somewhere
April 2002
Miss Gay Contest


Host: Candidate No. 6, your question will come from Judge No. 4...

Judge: Hi, Candidate Number 6. Would you like your question in English or Bisaya?

Contestant: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, especially to our panel of judges. I would like my question in English, Ma'am.

Judge: Your question is: If you win Miss Gay 2002, how can you contribute to the improvement of our barangay?

Contestant: Once again, good evening ladies and gentlemen, and most especially to our panel of judges. Ma'am, thank you for the question....long pause...... can you please repeat the question ma'am?

Judge Judy: If you win Miss Gay 2002, how can you contrbute to the improvement of our Barangay? Nakasabot ka?

Contestant: Yes ma'am... If I win Miss Gay 2002........long pause...... um.... um.... If I win Miss Gay 2002.....ah... Ma'am pwede Binisay-on ang question?